1. Honk If You Want To See My Finger.
2. Dain bramaged.
3. Boldly going nowhere.
4. He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.
5. How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
6. I'm an imbecile and I vote
7. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
8. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
9. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
10. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT!
11. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
12. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
13. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
14. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
15. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
16. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
17. Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
18. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
19. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
20. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
21. Be nice to your kids...they will pick out your nursing home.
22. Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
23. Dyslexics have more fnu.
24. Clones are people two. Entropy isn't what it used to be.
25. Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
26. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
27. Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
28. Anything free is worth what you pay for it
29. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
30. Editing is a rewording activity.
31. Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
32. Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
33. No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
34. Boycott shampoo!!! Demand REAL poo!