What a difference 30 years make!!!

 
                   30 Years Difference

                     1972: Long hair
                     2002: Longing for hair

                     1972: The perfect high
                     2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

                     1972: KEG
                     2002: EKG

                     1972: Acid rock
                     2002: Acid reflux

                    1972: Moving to California because it's cool
                    2002: Moving to California because it's warm

                    1972: Growing pot
                    2002: Growing pot belly

                    1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
                    2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

                    1972: Seeds and stems
                    2002: Roughage

                    1972: Killer weed
                    2002: Weed killer
                    
                    1972: Hoping for a BMW
                    2002: Hoping for a BM

                    1972: The Grateful Dead
                    2002: Dr. Kevorkian

                    1972: Going to a new, hip joint
                    2002: Receiving a new hip joint

                    1972: Rolling Stones
                    2002: Kidney Stones

                    1972: Being called into the principal's office
                    2002: Calling the principal's office
  
                    1972: Screw the system
                    2002: Upgrade the system

                    1972: Disco
                    2002: Costco

                    1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
                    2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
 
                    1972: Passing the drivers' test
                    2002: Passing the vision test

                    1972: Whatever
                    2002: Depends