New Element Discovered....
A major research institution has recently announced the
discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
This new element has been tentatively named
Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75
deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However,
it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to
take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take
only a few minutes. Administratium has a normal half-life of
3 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a
reorganization, in which a portion of the assistant neutrons
and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange
places, and additional peons are added.
In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over
time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become
neutrons forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists
to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as...."Critical
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