1. Artery - the study of fine paintings.
2. Barium - what you do when the patient dies.
3. Benign - what you are after you be eight.
4. Cauterize - made eye contact with her.
5. Cesarean Section - a district in Rome.
6. Colic - sheep dog.
7. Coma - a punctuation mark.
8. Congenital - friendly.
9. Constipation - endangered feces.
10. Coronary - domesticated yellow bird.
11. Dilate - to live a long time.
12. Enema - opposite of a friend.
13. Fester - quicker.
14. Fibrillate - to tell a small lie.
15. Genital - Non-Jew.
16. G.I. Series - a baseball game between soldiers.
17. Grippe - suitcase.
18. Hangnail - coat hook.
19. Humerus - to tell us what we want to hear.
20. Intestine - currently taking an exam.
21. Morbid - a higher offer.
22. Nitrate - lower than the day rate.
23. Outpatient - a person who has fainted.
24. Ova - finished, done with.
25. Pap Smear - to slander your father.
26. Paradox - a pair of doctors.
27. Pelvis - the evil twin of Elvis.
28. Penis - someone who plays the piano.
29. Protein - in favor of young people.
30. Rectum - damn near killed him.
31. Sacrum - holy.
32. Secretion - hiding anything.
33. Seizure - Roman Emperor.
34. Serology - the study of English knighthood.
35. Sperm - to reject, look away from.
36. Tumor - an extra pair.
37. Urine - the opposite of you're out.
38. White Count - the number of Caucasians.
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