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Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was a great political sage
who used wit and wisdom to put most of us in our place while laughing at
his observations. Some of his sayings:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it 
   back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: 1) The ones that learn by reading. 
   2)The few who learn by observation. 3)The rest of them have to pee 
   on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and 
    then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started 
    roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. 
    The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.